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I'm a 20 yr old country girl trying to find love. I've had my heart broke and I'm sick of playing games. I'm trying things this way because they don't seem to be working the way I have tried in the past.

Hi! My Name Is Glenn. I'm A Guy. Who Is Young. 52 To Be Exact.
What? You Do Not Consider This Young? Hey, Have'nt You Heard? "50 is the new 40"? I Heard That Somewhere. So I Am Going To Act Like It Is True. Even Though It Isn't. But I LOOK 40! So Why Do I Not Feel As If I Am 40!? 'Cause I'm Not. I'm 52.
OK,OK, I Can Hear You Saying To Yourself: "Self?, Is This Guy Nut's?" Well, Everybody's Gotta' Be Somewhere, And Here I Am. Are You Grinding Your Teeth Yet? Guess What? I Work For A Living. Some Do Not. They Are Usually Borrowing Money From Me. I Do Not Like This. Especially When They Are Young And Healthy, You Know, 8-15 Years Old And Could Be Working In A Coal Mine Or Digging Ditches Or Picking Up Trash Along A Busy Interstate Highway. Gotta' Teach Them A Good Work Ethic While They Are Young. That Way, They Won't Grow Up Jobless And Borrow Money From Me. This Is Assuming They Survive. I Can Hear Everyone's Skull's Exploding From Complete Disgust And Indignation About Now From These Comments. I Can't Save The World You Know. :)
Anyway, I Work At A Well-Known Flower Nursery In Central Missouri, Outdoor's Most Of The Time. This Is No Fun In The Winter. I Have Been There 7 Years And I Like It. Except For The Aforementioned Winter. I Get Along With All My Co-Workers Quite Well, Considering They Are All Under 40 And Fortunately For Me, Possess The Same Sense Of Juvenile/Immature Humour That I Have So Flagrantly Displayed Above. I Were Married Once. Now I Am Not. Was That A Redundant Statement? Anyway, I've Been Divorced For..hmmm...20 Years. We Had 3 Children. One Was Mine. She Is No Longer Among Us. She Went To Wherever Little Girls Go Whenever They "Go". Little Girl Heaven I Presume. Which Is A Nice Thought. But That Was Long Ago. Well, Not That Long Ago Considering Life Will Fly Right Over Your Head If You Don't Reach Up & Grab It. Don't You Just Cringe Whenever Someone Say's; "Life Is Too Short"? As Short As You Make It I Would Put Forward. I Try To "Not Get Too Serious" About It So As To Avoid Premature Ill-Health In General. I Like To Laugh. Laughing Is Good For You. Make's Ya' Feel All "Warn & Fuzzy Inside. And We all Want That, Don't We? Heres Where I Live: On A Few Acres In An 108 Year Old House That Is Literally "Across The Tracks". Hmmm.. Pretty Quiet Out Here. Except For All The Stray Pussy-Cat's On The Prowl. It Is Springtime Ya' Know. Wouldn't Want To Upset Nature, (not me!) So They Make Baby-Cat's. Baby-Cats Are Cool Until They Turn Into REAL Cat's, Then You Have To Make A Cat-tle Size Feeder And Spend About $500,000,000,000.00 A Week To Keep Them Happy So They Can Make More Baby-Cats. Ahhh...Springtime For Kitty... Dig This: Cats Poop. A Lot. Lot's 'O' Fun When Your On Your Riding Lawn-Mower And Drive Over The Local LitterBox Out In The Field. The Smell Of "Spring" Is Everywhere. OK. Enough About Cat's, This Is About Me. I'm Not Quite As Tall As Your Average Male-Guy-Person. 5'8" To Be Technically Precise. I Weigh Anywhere Between 145 And 165 Lb's Depending On How Many Chocolate Chip Cookies I'm Scarfing Down Within Any Particular Period. This Is What I Like To Do: Eat A Bag Of Choco-Chip Kookie's And A Quart Of Milk Right Before I Go To Bed. Maybe I Should Stop That. 150 Is My Ideal Weight, So I Guess I Had Better Go Cold-Turkey On The Kookie's & Lose About 768.25 Bazillion Pound's. Wouldn't Hurt My Character A Bit I 'Spose. Speaking Of Character, I Am One. You May Have Noticed This. Or Not. I Don't Make A Lot Of Money. I Don't Know Anyone Who Does. Except Bill Gate's. But I Don't Personally Know Him, So That Does'nt Count. But I Get By. It Would Be Fun To Be Rich. Maybe. I Might Get Robbed. That Would Be No Fun At All. Except For The Robber. He Would Probably Just Go Get Drunk With My Money And Then Find God And Then Give The Rest To The United Way. Or The Salvation Army. Or Something Like That. Trucks: I Have Two. They Are Old. I Like Old Trucks. I Have To 'Cause I Can't Afford A New One. I've Had A Lot Of Cars & Trucks. I Just Drive Them Until They Explode And Then I Go Find Another One To "Work On". I Hate Getting Up Early. But I'm Usually Up By 5:30 A.M. Because I Have To. If I Don't Work I Can't Have Old Cars & Trucks. Or A Lawn-Mower. Speaking Of That, I Want A "Lawn-Mooer".. You Know... A Cow? Then I Would'nt Have To Mow 6 Acres Of Cat-Poop Laden Weeds/Grass. "Bossy" Could Do That For Me. Then I Could Just Kick Back And Eat Chocolate-Chip Cookie's & Drink Chocolate Milk Until I Explode In A Disgusting Mess. Well, That's About It For My "Self-Summary" For Now. Hope You Enjoyed It. :)

Just a nice guy looking for same. Love outdoors, animals, and would love to meet a nice woman. Work hard evenings and weekends. Hoping to find a friend, and maybe more. Fishing is my passion, love going out to different restaurants, hearing nice music at bars, Just need that special person to enhance my life. And like most, looking for THE ONE.

I am a student waiting to become a Labor and Delivery nurse. I love to be outdoors and try anything new at least once. I am here to meet new people and start my life of new.

I'm a pretty laid back person and quiet at first but once you get to know me you'll wish i'd shut up lol. I get along with everybody I meet and I can pretty much tell within the first 5 or 10 minutes if it will be a long lasting friendship. I'm an open book and anything you want to ask feel free. I'm interested in meeting new ppl.... I guess that's why I have this profile on here lol. I also have 5 tattoos and want to get more soon.

From My Facebook Profile: I <3 photography I <3 My Family I <3 Concerts I <3 Traveling I <3 Meeting new people I <3 God I <3 Concerts I <3 Michael Jackson :) I <3 Life and living it to the fullest each and everyday. I like I'll try anything once and if its fun ill do it again...lol....but i love concerts...hanging out with my friends...hanging out with my family...just living life day by day!.

I like to have fun and hang around with my friends. I love music and sing... A LOT! I like to read and watch movies and I am a firm believer in not knocking something until you try it. (Unless it applies to heights, but I might even be able to be talked into something I wouldn't want to do.) I enjoy doing, well just about anything if I know it's going to be fun. I'm very sarcastic and it sometimes annoys people or really pisses them off. I'm White, but everyone thinks I'm mexican or some sort of Latina.

Volim se zabavljati i družiti s prijateljima. Volim glazbu i pjevati ... Mnogo! Volim Ä?itati i gledati filmove, a ja sam Ä?vrsto vjeruje u neÅ¡to Å¡to ne kucaju dok ga probati. (Osim ako se odnosi na visine, ali ja bi Ä?ak moglo biti u moguÄ?nosti da bude govorio u neÅ¡to ne bi htio raditi.) Uživam raditi, i pravedan o iÅ¡ta ako znam da Ä?e biti zabavno. Ja sam jako sarkastiÄ?an i to ponekad smetati ljudima ili ih Ä?ini stvarno ljut. Ja sam bijela, ali svatko misli da sam mexican.

�g eins og að hafa gaman og hanga í kring með vinum mínum. �g elska tónlist og syngja ... Mikið! �g eins og að lesa og horfa á DVD myndir og ég er a fyrirtæki trúmaður á ekki bank eitthvað fyrr en þú hefur reynt það. (Ef það á við hæð, en ég kann jafnvel að vera hægt að töluðu inn í eitthvað sem ég myndi ekki vilja gera.) Mér finnst gaman að gera, og réttlátur óður í nokkuð ef ég veit að það er að fara að vera gaman. �g er mjög sarcastic og það annoys stundum fólk eða í raun gerir þeim reiður. I'm White, en allir hugsa ég frá Mexíkó.

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I'm very easy going and a happy person. I love the outdoors and taking long walks in just about any kind of weather. I have four kids, two daughters that are grown (in college) and two young sons, (9&10), and love being a mother.

I am going to keep this as short as possible because if a picture is worth a thousand words and i have five on here than i have done way to much talking already so how about something a little about yourself? lets hear it :)

i'm almost 21 years old. i'm a fun/loving person, i love dancing, listening to music, chill with my friends, watching movies..i'm a lesbian so if you don't like it get to steppin'. i'm 5'3, blue eyes, n light brown hair. anything else hit me up.

Im your typical tall, dark and handsome guy. I hate talking about myself, I would rather here what you have to say about yourself.

I've lived in the country my whole life, so of course my hobbies are mostly outdoors. I love to go camping, fishing, 4-wheeling, swimming. I also love music (all kinds). I'm not much into the bar scene, but I do go occasionally to sing some karaoke. My brother and I sing together and one of my all time favorite things to do is have jam sessions at my house. I have friends that play the guitar. They come over and we just have a real good time singing and playing just about everything we can think of.

i like to swim, sing, dance, walk, chat, shop, see movies, listen to music and pretty much anything besides sit around!!

i am a bigger girl and i am proud of it. i gotta work to look this good!!

im a 24 year old man i havent had much luck in finding the right woman so i resorted to the net. i am a fun person i enjoy making people laugh and have good times. i have to say i enjoy nature the most i love camping,fishing,and just being outdoors when its warm lol i hate to be cold. I dont take life to seriously you only live once have fun and enjoy it. you cant take anything with you when you go why be material.

I'm a juggalette for one. I'll be down til my very last breath. I will admit that i can be a pretty shy person until I get to know you, after that I'm pretty open. I'm probably the most open minded person you will ever meet. I speak my mind, and I don't care what anybody thinks about me. I love body piercings and tattoos. I love going to concerts, chilling with my friends, listening to music, etc. I am 420 friendly. I'm not a party animal by any means, but I do enjoy getting together with friends and drinking. I'm a pretty trusting person, even after I get fucked over by people. I'm usually the one to put 100% into my relationships, and most have come out that I get shit in return. I'm hoping to find someone who wants a relationship, not just a random one night stand. That's not what I'm about.

Well i'm 28 years old and I live at the Lake of the Ozarks. I also like spending time outside doing just about anything but mostly fishing, or inside watching movies.

Hi! I haven't written an essay yet because I joined OkCupid very recently. This space is where I'll express myself soon though. If you'd like to know more about me, please send me a message. This is the default essay OkCupid fills in for new users who haven't written about themselves yet.

I am a single father trying to make it on my own with my two beautiful daughters. I tend to look at the "bright" side of things, and try to have fun with life. I enjoy using my sense of humor to "raise" others spirits. I am a very open and honest person, and I am very new at trying the "on-line" dating type of thing! LOL I am (like everyone else here I'm sure) tired of playing games, and would like to find someone who I can share time with. I am an open and honest person, who is very loving, and caring. Above all else, anyone reading this, needs to understand that I place my 2 daughters above anything else in life, including myself, and if anyone is interested, they need to take this into consideration.

Im just a country boy that enjoys being outside. Fishing hunting riding 4-wheelers and playing my guitar.

HEY!!! i'm not looking for sex. i just want to have someone that wants me. i make it a point to help anyone i have bad joints and lost my job and looking for a know one far as career gaols i don't have any i just want to make money so i can feed my kids i'm a lover most ppl like me when they get to know me but hey its up to u

my boyfriend and i are looking for a bisexual girl we'd prefer a bigger girl, a bisexual man, or gay man to join us in our love making if your interested send me an email at
whenitraynsitpours@yahoo.com

I have been married twice but I have been divorced for 4 years and I am hoping to find the right person to settle down with. I like to laugh and make others laugh. I tend to spoil the person I am with and it would be nice to be spoiled a little in return. The most important things to me in a relationship are trust, honesty, loyalty and communication. I believe a couple should strive to find ways to keep life interesting and not take each other for granted.

I live at The Lake of Ozark Mo.
I'd like to meet someone to enjoy some of the pleasures of life.
I will treat you with respect and like the same back. I'm not rolling in money but not poor.
Its alot more fun doing things together than by your self.
I know everything is not all about me it is also about what my partner would like to do also, OK there is some thing else you need to know
I'M A SMOKER SO IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT THEN I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR YOU TIME. BUT I'M NOT FOR YOU.
I will work hard to make us happy in what ever we try to do.
I would hope my partner would smell good with his Mens Cologne
as I would smell good with my perfume and not one you could smell a block away
Remember Laughter is good Medicine. If you will send me your email.
I will send you a PICTURE, AND WILL BE UP TO DATE.
I also would like to marry again some day.
THANK YOU.......... GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE

I play guitar, bass, keyboard, piano, and do vox. I design tattoos. I'm in a band called Shrouded In Silence, and thinking about joining another project band. I have my lip pierced. I love music. I love tattoos. I love sex lmao. Uhm, I was in the Army as a Combat Medic, but messed up my ankle and got a med discharge so I'm out. I like to drink if I'm with someone fun, I can make just about any situation fun and exciting. I never get embarassed either, which usually sucks for whoever I'm with lol. I cuss a lot just because I was raised around it, I'm very VERY anti-woman abuse, and my biggest weakness is when a girl cries. I'm scared of one thing really and I'll tell you that MAYBE if we get close enough lol. Anyways I'm a pretty friendly dude, so if you wanna know anything else just ask me, I don't bite. (Except for during sex of course).

I don't take this site too seriously, but feel free to message me anyways. I have slow days at work sometimes.

So, I'm like..this guy, right?

I'm looking for a job right now, so this could easily start looking like a resume. We don't want that. So, I'll just ramble until I get to the bottom of this box. I like to ramble on about anything I can think of with no consideration of topicality or time. I wear a lot of black, not because I'm particularly dark or deep or whatever. I thought it would look good, now it dominates my wardrobe. Now I try to avoid it. I can be somewhat indecisive.

This section is a lot bigger on the actual page, so I'll periodically add random facts about myself:

#I don't have a TV in my room, therefore I watch less of it. Only news and political commentary.

#I'm very interested in psychology and personality theory

#Pictures are coming soon, I have a camera, but I don't know where it is.

My name is Anthony but my firends call me Tony. I come from a town called Camdenton MO, wich is in a area moste know as the lake of the Ozarks. I am kinde of old fation when it comes to dateing but not to old fation so dont worry. I am a Volenteer firefighter for Mid-County Fire protection dist. wich covers moste of Camden county. the most important things in my life are my family, my brothers and sisters of the fire department, my firends, and finally my community. I beleave we must give to receave anything. O I left out the moste impertant thing in my life I cant beleave I forgot. God. With out God we are nothing and through his help we can do anything we want.

I am just a normal guy; or at least I think I am. I like water activites, anything from scuba diving to lounging on the beach. I am divorced, i have two kids and my children occupy most of my time. Things that are important to me; humor, honesty, communication, non-drug user, social drinker, someone who is fun. Life is full of activities and i just want to find someone to have some fun with. Love the baseball Cardinals, in Football the Packers.

My names Jesse & and ima fuckin party animal, ima stoner, ima Juggalo, i like meeting new people and try to get along as best i can, ima very blunt person so ill tell you how i see it and if yuh dont like it then oh well....everyone is entitled to there own opinion...i love music...its helps me exspress myself soemtime....i love food so dont try and get between me and my munchies or you might lose a finger lol....im kinda a nympho...uhh lets see what else....i live in Dixon MO, its ok i guess...i jsut moved here from WA..so yea big change for me..yay!..meh lol...im still in school but only bcuz i fucked around a lot and didnt do what needed to be done...ill hopefully be out my dec next year..YAY!....sadly im stil stuck at home with the parents....im hopin to move out soon....proly living with one of my friend...but it dont matter to me...atleast ill be out of my house lol..wanna knwo anything else..jsut message me..peace

i have brown hair , brown eyes, 5ft1, im an amazing person when u get to know me very out going will give anything to anyone who needs it more then me and loving and caring person

Well I'm 22 and I live in Jefferson City, MO. I mostly spend my time hanging out with my friends. I'm all about the peace and love so if there is hate to spew do it elsewhere. I really enjoy live music and going to festivals is my little slice of perceptual heaven. Anyway thats where I stand at this point in life with no distinct plan or goal other than to live the ever living shit out of the one life I have. We should all celebrate this chance to be alive and breathing.

A gamer, a dreamer, a lover of steampunk -- I like to think about worlds that never were, could have been, and may someday be. I love to read, talk to friends, watch Ghost Hunter and Dirty Jobs, and daydream about sneaking onto Mythbusters somehow.

You can never have too much C4.

I have some serious chemical sensitivities that make being around perfumes, colognes, and chemical-based cleaning products very sickening for me. (I love all-natural and nearly-all-natural things, such as Full Circle, Seventh Generation, Burt's Bees and the like.) I have a condition known as fibromyalgia, which limits how much I can do at any given time, and impacts my health in other ways as well.

I'm looking for friends, primarily, but I don't think I'd be against something more developing, as long as it's with someone who's very patient and understanding. There aren't many people in the area who are a lot like me, so I'm hoping to find those who are.

Just as a note? I definitely tend to prefer being around people who aren't straight. (And personally, I find bisexual guys and gals very hot.)

Also? I cannot stand people who cannot use proper grammar and spelling and use chatspeak instead. If for some reason you think 'u' is an acceptable way to spell 'you' or if you think there, their and they're are all interchangeable, for example, don't even bother messaging me. Sorry to sound bitchy, but I hate it.

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I GOT A SUPER SWEET FUCKING INTERVIEW TODAY! I"M SOOOO HAPPY! I NEED THIS JOB SOOOOO FUCKING MUCH! YA!
I love Japan too much; the culture, the food, and of course the women/men *evil giggles*.
I have an over-active imagination, which makes entertaining myself fairly easy...sharp shinny objects are my firend, lol. I love to learn new things or new ways about things!

I know how to love the basics of life; live without for a while and it comes naturally, but I love to spoil those around me thou...

I am a skilled artist and no I'm not modest (thats just lying to yourself, lol); I know my art is good. It's only thing I'm really good at. I worked for DvLuRue Graphics Design (mainly based online) for a bit it was fun but diddnt pay enough . I really liked it and my official title was The Illustrator. :)

I'm exremly blunt and honest if you look fat I will gladly tell you... nicely.
I'm not easy offended but easliy angered. I'm easy to get along with but my bluntness gets in the way of ppl seeing that. I have alot of useful and useless info to share...things that are cool, gross and down right wrong but really cool to study...

I have extreme dislexia so I can't really spell well and takes forever for me to write sumthing worth while...

Well lets see.... I'm 29, currently living in Jefferson City, Missouri. I love playing pool, traveling, playing poker, playing video games sometimes, and keeping up with Braves baseball. :D I'm kinda tall at 6'8" and not exactly a bean pole at about 320 pounds but I'm pretty comfortable with how I look. I'm just looking for friends right now as I'm trying to get my life in order. I like to think of myself as a very honest person and no matter what mistakes I've made in my life at least nobody can say I was a liar, a thief, or an asshole. Hope to meet a lot of cool people on here.

Well, i'm 26 years old, and I have a 4 year old daughter Jillian. I currently work for a home health care business and do freelance photography, i would love to open my own shop someday :) and hoping to get back to school when I can.

I would say that I am very laid back,kind of a hippie at heart... I love to laugh,dance, and just have fun. I only am serious when I have to be! I love being outside, anything that has to do with sports, I love to decorate, i paint alot, re-do stuff, take pictures, make jewelry, i love love tattoos..i have a new one on my forearm, i love people watching, my morning coffee, picking up a cookbook and trying something new, and I hang out with my girlfriends or a special someone when i can!

I live the country and the ouutdoors. Sitting by the bonfire and taking rides down the country road. I enjoy auctions, yardsales, cooking on the grill. I am down to earth, easy going. Love to meet someone who enjoys life

I am laid back and easy going. Try not to take myself to seriously. Very patient and considerate of others. I like to have fun in different ways from taking long walks or just kicking back and watching a movie. I want to find a partner to share life with. I am very loving and loyal with the right person. Not a big talker, more of a listener but I can hold an intelligent conversation. Very shy at first, but once you talk to me then I warm up very fast. Just hard for me to take that first step. I see a lot of people I would like to strike up a conversation with and get to know better but my shyness holds me back. I know I have missed some wonderful opportunities......but I am working on that.........help me out......ya dig!?

I'm a single mother of 2. I like to cook and read. My idea of a perfect date is taco bell and the docks. I hate guys who get stuck in games, i'll play them but i'd rather be out than playing a game. I'm always bouncing around on what i want to do one minute i want to play a game and the next i'm walking out the door to play in the rain. My family says i'm a girl with a guy brain i don't get the whole girly thing and i will go to the store in my sweats just cause i don't feel like getting dressed. I'm true to my birthsign so pretty much anything goes.
I'm very weird. I like to treat my man like a king but I also expect him to do his fair share. I'm not looking to be someones mommy or they're bitch, i'm looking for a commited and loving man that doesn't need completeing just loved.

Ok a little about myself. I am a fun guy to hang around. I can usually make people laugh even at my own expense. I enjoy friends and family, and partying with them as much as I can.

My balls are always cleanly shaven and my crack is waxed. I love to have my nipples twisted and my ass slapped. Sometimes ( depends on the woman) I like to have a finger or two inserted into my ass while she is sucking my cock.

For starters, my name is Seth. I'm a student. I like a lot of music that I'm sure that you could care less about. I'm an aspiring writer (I write mostly short stories, but would kill to be a writer or editor at Marvel Comics). I spend most of my free time reading, listening to and playing music, or going on walks with no real destination. I'm kind of a self-appointed intellectual. I'm fairly set in my ways. Not saying that there isn't room for improvement, but it takes a lot of pushing to get me to budge. Skateboarding helps me keep my sanity, too.

You came here to learn about me? Cool.

My name is Tim, I'm currently a student at Columbia College working on a degree in Management Information Systems. Though I go to school I still have a wealth of time to spend with my friends and family. Friends and family are the two most important things in my life and I would do anything in my power to help, defend or take care of them.

As most of us are complicated people, I am no different. In a majority of ways I'm a contradiction in terms. I like the outdoors so I enjoy camping, fishing and hiking... but I hate bugs and have been known to run away bobbing and weaving so a bee doesn't sting me. I love to watch Star Trek but I wouldn't consider myself a Trekkie. I'm a fan of Family Guy, Dave Chapelle, Gabriel Iglesias and Carlos Mencia. I love to laugh and make jokes.

If you're looking for a good friend, I'm your man. If you're looking for a casual encounter I can't say I'm all that interested but it's been known to happen on occasion. If you're looking for a boyfriend, I'd prefer we start at friends.

well im a 28 year old guy blond blue 5'11 250lbs and hoping to find a nice guy and see where it goes im a hopeless romantic and believe that every person out there has someone they are meant to be with

I am a very nice guy, and love to show the best interest to the right lady, I have a child, and spoil all neices and nephews, love family

I'm the coolest chick on earth. seriously! i have 2 beautiful little girls....they are what make life worth living. i played 2 college sports. i have a degree in child psychology. i have a final four ring. i am very headstrong and extremely quick tempered. i'm opinionated...i wear my heart on my sleeve and i could careless what others think of me. i'm very loyal, fun to be around...and smile no matter what. I'm goofy as hell but know when to be serious. I work my ass off to achieve what i want in life and no one will ever stand in the way of that...anything else...just get at me!

I'm terrible at writing about myself, so this may seem a little hodgepodge. I'm generally a glass half full kind of guy with a witty, sometimes sarcastic sense of humor. When the weather permits I like to run and bike outside, but when it's winter my favorite pass time is reading in a coffee shop. I love going to the Ragtag to watch movies. I also love going to concerts when there's a good one around Columbia, St. Louis, or Kansas City.

If I could do anything with my time and money it would be traveling. Nothing appeals to me more than hopping in a car with a few friends and driving to some unknown city. I've even been lucky enough to have lived in a couple of cool cities thanks to internships; they've let me spend 9 months in Cincinnati and a summer in San Diego. I've also been fortunate enough to have been to Paris, Rome, Venice, Florence, and Dubrovnik, Croatia.

I like dancing music reading movies camping floating pretty much whatever im a bit of a homebody i like to sit at home mostly but every once in a while i like to go out dancing

I'm an educated man with goals, I'm looking for a woman with the same. I'm going places and I need someone that doesn't just want to "tag along." I need a partner, an equal, someone I can share dreams with, have good times, and appreciate a faithful, loving, and caring man. I have two children and I am divorced, sounds like a lot of drama but my ex-wife and I have a pretty good system. Ladies, I bring a lot to the table, and I am not to be underestimated. I take pride in making others eat their words. I'm a determined man and if you are a determined woman, who wants the ride of her life, send me a message and we'll go from there.

I am not interested in casual relationships. I want a real, loving relationship witha real man. I am not unrealistic enough to not realize that not every relationship lasts forever, but I am dreamer enough to look for and want forever. Hmmm I know I added more here before but here goes. I am willing to take chances. You dont find your mate by hiding your heart so I guess you could say I wear my heart on my sleeve. If I like you I say so, and you gotta like someone before you can love them.

I like heavy metal music,playing video games,horror movies,acting.
I'm honest outgoing easy to get along with. Really upfront about things.
what more can I say I'm a hopeless romantic. If there are girls looking at this I'm surpraised most dating websites suck anyways.

33 white male new in town looking for ladiy to show me around friends to long term

Hey there! Well I am an outgoing and down to earth individual. I love to discover and try new things. My favorite thing to do is dance like no one is watching. I love to readbut haven't had to chance to pick up anything new. I like movies of all types. I like fun and like football, I am currently learning the techno jargon that goes with it.

I am a 19 year old male who is loving and looking for someone to love and be loved by. I like fishing, swimming, going outside and basically anything that involves being outdoors. I have 3 dogs and they are the most important things I have in my life right now besides my sexy and awesome roommate. (dont worry guys, my roommate is a female. lol) I want a man who loves dogs and isnt uncomfortable with meeting my family. I would like a guy who is preferably tall and definitely NOT FAT!!! I want a guy with a cute face and an attractive body. Call me shallow, you would be a little correct. I would like a guy who has a good personality as well and doesnt mind listening to country music. A guy who will show a little appreciation on our one year anniversary when I bring him breakfast and a cup of coffee in bed. At the same time I want a guy who can satisfy me sexually cuz trust me, im a sex addict. lol. I want a guy who will go out of his way to keep me happy and not get pissy with me when I do the same. I want a man who is independent, but feels like they need me. I know that sounds weird but I want a guy I can feel that way for. I am an independent person. I do my very best to take care of myself and not ask anyone for help. I refuse to ask for help unless I absolutely need it, and even then I usually dont. When I start feeling down, I like to listen to upbeat music while drinking soda and eating a lot of food. Chocolate is truly America's comfort food. lol. Um...what else can I say about myself...I cant really think of anything else. I guess if you have any other questions feel free to message me. Ill do my best to give you an answer. Hope to hear from you guys soon ;) And not to sound conceited or arrogant or anything, but I fully believe that I am everyone's Mr. Right. Any man could be happy with me. lol

I am creative. I want to be come a filmmaker. I love tv, music. I draw very well. I play guitar. I like pro wrestling. Anything I love, I hold very dear. I live in Jefferson city Missouri. I like to play pool. I don't drink, I don't smoke..anything. I enjoy hanging out. I also like my alone time. I love meeting new people. I like sexy things. I'm very honest. I try to keep good habits. I love to sleep, I sleep way too much.

I'm only on here to make friends and take quizzes when I get bored. Not really looking to hook up with anyone.

I'm a single mom and a full time college student.

I'm a Sagittarian, the best book to read for a full, accurate description of me is "Born on a Rotten Day." It describes me to a T.

I collect books, antique books, movies, cds, and baseball cards.

Among my interests are: paganism, all things pagan, astrology, music, movies, true love, being in nature, camping, card games, board games. (more to come as i think of them.)

You can usually find me at www.myspace.com/jupiter_rose or on Facebook.

I inhale while biting powdered donuts. And choke every time. I get into mischief when bored or overly caffeinated. When I get around to it, I'd like to write a book on the positive psychological impacts of procrastination - in picture and pop-up book format.

More about what I am looking for... Someone who is open to new ideas, again mind-blowing conversations, and green tea.

My horoscope read... Don't let other people influence your future. That's what a vague and arbitrary set of cosmic indicators is for.

If I could be anywhere at the moment, two thoughts came to mind, a warm beach, with the sun prickling my chest, and the tide cooling my toes. OR Holding an oversized check in front of a TV camera.

Send me a message if you want to know more!

The 40-Year-Old Curse:
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says: "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.

The old man says without hesitation: "I now pronounce you man and wife."